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(Please keep in mind that M.Y.S.H.IT belongs to me. It does not belong to my sister. I alone am responsible for the content here. My sister's commenting policies, whatever they may be, are not necessarily in any way like my own.)
Can I crack wise?
Yes, but you have to be funny and you can't be malicious.
Can I helpfully suggest things my relative or friend who had cancer did to ease the effects of her chemo and radiation treatments?
Yes.
Can I helpfully send you and your sister all good thoughts and wishes and loads of positive energy?
Yes. Whatever your definition of positive energy is, send that.
Can I use your name or your sister's name?
No. I don't care about my anonymity, but my sister cares about hers. Please do not mention my name or my sister's name in connection with M.Y.S.H.IT.
Why didn't you respond to the incredibly insightful comment I made?
Because I didn't have the time, the energy, the brainpower, or any interest in doing so. Don't take it personally. I read it. I can guarantee that.
Can I helpfully drag my religion into this?
No.
Can I helpfully suggest a homeopathic or other non-scientific cure for your sister's cancer?
No.
Can I helpfully suggest the use of a spiritual healer?
Can I straighten you out on how Big Pharma and Big Insurance are killing us all, with the cooperation of the scientific and medical establishments?No.
Can I helpfully suggest a better place awaits your sister, if she passes?No.
Can I helpfully tell you not to fret because my relative or friend had cervical cancer and it's no big deal?No.
Can I helpfully describe the slow and tortuous decline and ultimately agonizing death of my relative or friend who passed away of cancer?No. The chances are slim that your relative had this sort of cancer. It's not impossible, but it is very unlikely.
No.
Can I helpfully suggest that your sister's cancer was caused by her own negative energy and/or thoughts?
If you do, I will find out where you live, come over to your house and, speaking figuratively, kill you with a baseball bat. Honestly, I can't imagine what gets into some people...
Okay, folks, that's the FAQ. I thank you in advance for your generous cooperation.
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